Except for a few lucky bastards, it’s is extremely common to hate the job you are in, isn’t it? Sometimes it seems like the Devil had cherry picked your bosses and clients to torture you death; and sometimes just like James McAvoy in the movie Wanted, you would like to smash your boss’ head with a keyboard and walk out of office. McAvoy however was inspired by the sexy assassin Angelina Jolie to call it quits. The increasing dependency in a job, financial or otherwise makes it really difficult to think beyond your professional life. What would it take for you to realize that “This is it. It’s time to move on”? Here are a few suggestions from me.
You wake up in the morning and realize that you had spent the night before with Angelina Jolie –shooting people. You could totally pull of the McAvoy act after that!
You accidently found Stanley Ipkiss’s (Jim Carrey) Mask. That would hold a better future for you than having a job!
You gifted free stationeries from your office to your girl/boy friend on Valentine’s Day.
Your salary can afford only DVD rentals not movie tickets at the multiplex.
You are so stressed out that you aren’t even motivated to excuse yourself to the loo.
Your boss “delegates” you to pick up his laundry and groceries.
You look at a donkey and wish to trade lives with it.
Your hot colleague sitting next to you just announced that she got engaged.
Your leadership skills training includes activities like teaching your juniors how to make coffee and use a copy machine.
Your Swami/Guru avatar on Twitter fetched a million dollar donation from an American Devotee!
You wake up in the morning and realize that you had spent the night before with Angelina Jolie –shooting people. You could totally pull of the McAvoy act after that!
You accidently found Stanley Ipkiss’s (Jim Carrey) Mask. That would hold a better future for you than having a job!
You gifted free stationeries from your office to your girl/boy friend on Valentine’s Day.
Your salary can afford only DVD rentals not movie tickets at the multiplex.
You are so stressed out that you aren’t even motivated to excuse yourself to the loo.
Your boss “delegates” you to pick up his laundry and groceries.
You look at a donkey and wish to trade lives with it.
Your hot colleague sitting next to you just announced that she got engaged.
Your leadership skills training includes activities like teaching your juniors how to make coffee and use a copy machine.
Your Swami/Guru avatar on Twitter fetched a million dollar donation from an American Devotee!
3 comments:
hilarious
You're one of the few people who are genuinely funny. Why don't you write more in this vein?
Thanks so much Rohit :) inspired and encouraged
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